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Clown puns in 2025

What is used to make a clown outfit?
– Poly-jester!

Why was the clown staring at the soda can?
– Because it said concentrate.

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

– I thought it was a nice jester.

Why was the clown so sad?
– He broke his funny bone!

Clowns mostly hate which superhero?
– Batman.

Why do clowns wear loud socks?
– To stop their feet falling asleep.

A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck.

– The doctor tells him, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious.”

My Dad worked as a trapeze artist
– until he was let go!

How do clowns cook their eggs?
– Funny side up!

Why is the business of circus failing?
– Because people are not taking it seriously.

What do you call a clown who is smart with his money?
– Pennywise

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

– It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

Why are clowns always going to the doctors complaining about bad necks?
– Because they sleep funny!

Which test did the clown blow off?
– The balloon blowing test!

Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus?
– They made him bring it back.

Why did the circus manager made the clowns undress in his office?

– Because he was fond of comic strips.

What do you get when you boil a clown?
– A laughing stock!

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