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Clown puns in 2025

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes?

– Slow clowns.

What’s the best way to protect yourself, if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?
– Go for the juggler!

What do clowns call a tremor?
– A mirth-quake!

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought,
– “what a nice jester”.

I’m starting a clown shoe business.

– It’s no small feat.

If you’re ever attacked by a horde of clowns…
– …go for the juggler.

I was heading into a shop when a clown held the door open for me.
– It was such a nice jester!

What do you name a clown who showers people with free food?
– A kind jester.

Why was the clown sad?
– She broke her funny bone!

If you go to clown school is your education a joke…

– Or are you juggling with your future?

What do you call a circus clown who’s covered in egg?
– A yolker!

How did the clown impress everyone?
– He showed a nice jester.

Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes?
– It’s no big feet.

What material do you use to make a clown outfit?
– Poly-jester!

It must suck having the world’s best clown as your Dad.

– You would have such big shoes to fill.

Why don’t we eat clowns?
– Because they taste funny!

How were the clown’s tricks?
– Ma-jest-stic!

Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes.
– It’s no small feat.

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