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Clown puns in 2025

How do clowns cook their eggs?
– Funny side up!

Why is the business of circus failing?
– Because people are not taking it seriously.

What do you call a clown who is smart with his money?
– Pennywise

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

– It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

Why are clowns always going to the doctors complaining about bad necks?
– Because they sleep funny!

Which test did the clown blow off?
– The balloon blowing test!

Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus?
– They made him bring it back.

Why did the circus manager made the clowns undress in his office?

– Because he was fond of comic strips.

What do you get when you boil a clown?
– A laughing stock!

Which city was ruled by all the clowns?
– Honk-konk.

Why are circus clowns often stressed?
– Because their job is in tents.

Thousands of clowns were killed today in the worst seismic event of the past 100 years.
– Scientists are calling it the mirthquake of the century.

I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns the other day and,
– I thought, “they’re game for a laugh!”

Why did the clown get suspended from his job?
– Because he was fooling everyone.

What would you call it if a man sends a clown to deliver flowers to his wife?
– A romantic jester.

Why did the clown cross the road?
– To get his rubber chicken!

Why did the clown cross the road?

– To get his rubber chicken.

I went to the fancy dress shop to buy a clown outfit, but I couldn’t decide on the accessories.
– I let the salesman pick my nose.

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