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Clown puns in 2025

How did the clown cross the road?
– By putting his stilt on.

Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?
– Sharks don’t like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

Which circus performers can see in the dark?
– The acro-bats!

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes?

– Slow clowns.

What’s the best way to protect yourself, if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?
– Go for the juggler!

What do clowns call a tremor?
– A mirth-quake!

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought,
– “what a nice jester”.

I’m starting a clown shoe business.

– It’s no small feat.

If you’re ever attacked by a horde of clowns…
– …go for the juggler.

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