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Coffee puns in 2025

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company.
– It can make for a heated and strong debate.

You are so brew-tiful to me

What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
-De-calf-inated!

You’re brew-ti-ful.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

Call me the queen of caffeine

What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
-Their friendship came to a bitter end.

What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
– We’re meant to bean together!

David Coffeefield

What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
-I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!

What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song?
-Hit Me With your Best Shot!

Don’t feel depresso, have an espresso

As in “My parents said I’m not allowed to drink coffee else I’ll be grounded.

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me

A bunch of chickens was playing hide-and-seek.
-It turned out to be fowl play.

I’m so frustrated, I need to venti Java nice day

What do beans say to their Valentines?
-You keep me grounded.

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