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Coffee puns in 2025

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

Where you bean all my life?

He’s Just Not That Into Brew

Who’s your favorite actor?
-Al Cappuccino.

I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.

Everything I brew, I brew it for you

How does the serial killer like his coffee?
-How he likes his women—all ground up.

AC/Decaf

I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating

What’s a coffee’s favorite spell?
– Espresso Patronum!

What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!

For Whom the Bean Tolls

How are guys just like coffee?
-The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company.
– It can make for a heated and strong debate.

You are so brew-tiful to me

What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
-De-calf-inated!

You’re brew-ti-ful.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

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