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Coffee puns in 2025

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.

That Thing You Brew!

Who’s your favorite actor?
-Al Cappuccino.

Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.

I believe in brew!

What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
-Cream and Sugar.

Rage Against the Espresso Machine

I‘m going to get coffee by whatever beans necessary.

How is divorce like espresso?
– It’s bitter and expensive.

We are cool beans.

The Polar Espresso

Brew you java plan?

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
-A depresso.

Deja brew

How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
-You channel surf faster without the remote.

The Red Hot Coffee Peppers

That large truck is bean-ormous!

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