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Coffee puns in 2025

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

What’s a coffee’s favorite spell?
– Espresso Patronum!

AC/Decaf

I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating

What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!

For Whom the Bean Tolls

How are guys just like coffee?
-The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
-De-calf-inated!

Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company.
– It can make for a heated and strong debate.

You are so brew-tiful to me

What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
-Their friendship came to a bitter end.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

The woodpecker found a really firm bark.
-It was so im-peck-able.

Call me the queen of caffeine

What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
– We’re meant to bean together!

David Coffeefield

What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
-I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!

As in “My parents said I’m not allowed to drink coffee else I’ll be grounded.

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