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Coffee puns in 2025

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
-Depresso.

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
– Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

Better latte than never

Why was the coffee-shop worker fired?
-He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.

We’re the perfect blend.

Pretty Little Lattes

Bean Affleck was amazing in Dazed and Coffee-Infused.

You warm my heart.

How did Henry VIII like his coffee?
-Decap.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
-He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
– Both are no good without cream!

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

Why did the coffee call the police?
-Because it was mugged.

Where have you bean all my life?

Twin Perks

That’s (coffee) grounds for dismissal.

Bottomless thanks!

How does Moses make coffee?
-He-brews it.

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