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Cold puns in 2025

Where do seals go to see movies in the cold weather?
– To the best dive-in around.

Eskimos love keeping cows in the cold and snow. They call them eskimoo.

When the snow boy fought with the snow girl, the latter gave him the cold shoulder.

It was just one dollar to enter the ice rink,
– what a cheapskate.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter?
– To stop his coffin.

Everyone was amazed seeing the girl walking into the ice cream store covering herself with an umbrella.
They later found out that she had been informed they were going to be sprinkles.

I snuggle to get through these winter days

It’s so cold here but I love it, there’s snow place like home.

I lost my job at the weather station. People gave me the cold shoulder;
– they were too chill for me.

Everyone was amazed when they saw the boy heading into the ice cream store, he was covering himself with an umbrella.
– They later realized that he had been informed they were going to be sprinkles.

Th cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.

Winter is un-brr-lieveable!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Freeze,

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!

When I told them, I have a nasty cold, they started laughing at me. I retorted, “It’s snot funny.”

What do you call a friendly ghost on a very cold night?
– Casp-burr.

Why do bees prefer to stay in their hives in winter?
– ‘Swarm.

When the sun shines while it is still cold and snowing, be on the look out for snowbows.

In summer, the local musicians love to keep their trumpets in freezers
– because people enjoy cool music.

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