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Cold puns in 2025

When it is still cold and snowing and the sun emerges, be on the lookout for snowbows.

My friend told me the best diet in cold weather is icebergs and sweet chilly sauce.

How do you spot a glacier in a serious chill?
– You have to have good ice sight.

When we got to the rink, the ruts were visible. The maintenance crew must be slipping up on its job.

I would like to tell you a great ice pun, but the problem is that I have just slipped my mind.

It was so cold back last winter, Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

Earlier today got hit in the face by a snowball,
– it knocked me out cold.

Be careful, if you’re alone and get too cold in the snow, you might become ice-olated.

When the snow boy fought with the snow girl, the latter gave him a cold shoulder.

That hit below the melt.

It’s so cold in winter, I chipped my tooth on my soup.

I became a world-renowned expert on ice and cold weather.
– And it only took me two degrees to do it.

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
– A refrigergator.

In the middle of the winter, the city administration announced a snowman party with a huge banner written ‘Welcome to our snowball’.

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

It was a whirlwind winter romance,
– love at frost sight.

What’s faster, hot or cold?
– Hot because you can always catch a cold.

It is not by coincidence that every ice-cream parlor owner is also a Sunday school teacher for a side hustle.

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