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Cold puns in 2025

Imagine they said they don’t enjoy my cold puns. That was not just insensitive but cold as well.

Raise the brr

When we arrived at the ice-rink, the ruts were clearly visible. The maintenance crew there must be slipping up on its job.

At work they said they don’t appreciate my funny cold puns. That was not just insensitive but really cold as well.

Which kind of hats are so cold they are always frozen?
– Ice caps.

I saw a snowman with a dog; it was a slush puppy.

It was getting cold and we had to part ways. “Ice to meet you, it’s been a wonderful time.” He said to me.

It’s so cold; we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

I am not going outside again until the temperature is well above my age.

saw someone stealing a glacier last winter.
It was an ice-burglar.

During the discussion, the two teams decided to take a walk into the frozen pond.
They figured out that this was the best way to break the ice.

How Rudolf you to say that!

It’s so cold that my thermometer goes down to “are you serious?”

It’s no laughing matter,
– my favorite cereal in cold weather is always frosted flakes.

The pirate was sad when the parrot left; it gave him the cold shoulder.

When it really gets cold here, everyone rushes into their homes. It’s snow a laughing matter.

Don’t brrst my bubble!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Eddy,

Eddy who?

Eddy idea how I can stop this cold weather?

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