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Cold puns in 2025

It was so cold snowflakes froze in the air, and the birds hopped on them.

Don’t trust big changes in the weather.
– It’s just a front at best.

Cold weather?
– Oh chill, it’s definitely snow problem.

In summer, musicians keep their trumpets in freezers because people enjoy cool music.

Freeze the day

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Icy cold

Icy who?

Icy cold polar bear over there.

It’s so cold, the ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.

As the cold weather started to improve,
– I saw a snowman have a meltdown.

Why don’t ants catch colds?
– They have really tiny anty bodies.

When they were ordering for the cake in winter, they said it shouldn’t come with thick icing.

Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring.
– They love to refer to them as chill-dren.

I found a dollar bill frozen in ice;
– it was cold hard cash.

Why are colds useless criminals?
– Because they’re easy to catch.

Ice cubes also have emotions and they get angry from time to time. When they do, they boil with anger and then let off steam.

It’s a winterful life

It is so cold in winter; I saw polar bears are buying fur coats.

I saw a snowman looking through a bag of carrots for the best one;
– he was picking his nose.

I am a bit cold today in the snow,
– but it’s ice to meet you.

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