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Cold puns in 2025

How do you spot a glacier in a serious chill?
– You have to have good ice sight.

When we got to the rink, the ruts were visible. The maintenance crew must be slipping up on its job.

I would like to tell you a great ice pun, but the problem is that I have just slipped my mind.

It was so cold back last winter, Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

Earlier today got hit in the face by a snowball,
– it knocked me out cold.

Be careful, if you’re alone and get too cold in the snow, you might become ice-olated.

When the snow boy fought with the snow girl, the latter gave him a cold shoulder.

That hit below the melt.

It’s so cold in winter, I chipped my tooth on my soup.

I became a world-renowned expert on ice and cold weather.
– And it only took me two degrees to do it.

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
– A refrigergator.

In the middle of the winter, the city administration announced a snowman party with a huge banner written ‘Welcome to our snowball’.

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

It was a whirlwind winter romance,
– love at frost sight.

What’s faster, hot or cold?
– Hot because you can always catch a cold.

It is not by coincidence that every ice-cream parlor owner is also a Sunday school teacher for a side hustle.

Those scientists who are devoted to experimenting with thin ice would achieve a breakthrough.

It was so cold I stopped worrying about my acne, and ice started to worry about my goosebumps.

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