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Cold puns in 2025

Don’t coat me on that!

It’s so cold in winter, the Police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.

I’m such a rebel;
– I eat spring rolls during the cold winter months.

What do you call a famous zoo where all the giraffes have colds in winter?
– Giraffe Sick Park.

There is nothing as enjoyable as taking cold candy on a snow cup.

When ordering a birthday cake in winter, there is no need to ask for extra thick icing.

Taking a walk on an icy lake is snow problem,
– the thing is you have to brave the cold weather.

What do you call an arctic ice-cold spell at the end of the year?
– Decem-brr!

After he slipped and fell on the ice, the man didn’t say a word. He gave everyone the cold shoulder.

The only was to scare snowmen in the winter cold is to get them a hairdryer.

It’s so cold you have to open the fridge to heat the house.

I saw a cold horse over the fence,
– and I said howdy neighbrrr.

You don’t like my ice pun?
– How cold.

In the north pole, there is a community of snowmen who use cold cash as their currency.

Whatever coats your boat.

It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.

I had to sit a math exam in an unheated room in the middle of an ice cold winter.
– I was cold and calculating.

What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?
– Hmm Brr Grr.

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