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Cold puns in 2025

This soup is made with really cool beans,
– it’s chilly.

What happens when you put cold hot sauce on top of your hot food in winter?
– You chilly things up.

Nobody could get a job at the ice rink because the management had put a hiring freeze.

You do not like my ice pun? How cold!

Freeze the day

It was so cold snowflakes froze in the air, and the birds hopped on them.

Don’t trust big changes in the weather.
– It’s just a front at best.

Cold weather?
– Oh chill, it’s definitely snow problem.

In summer, musicians keep their trumpets in freezers because people enjoy cool music.

Knock! Knock

Who’s there?

Icy cold

Icy who?

Icy cold polar bear over there.

It’s so cold, the ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.

As the cold weather started to improve,
– I saw a snowman have a meltdown.

Why don’t ants catch colds?
– They have really tiny anty bodies.

When they were ordering for the cake in winter, they said it shouldn’t come with thick icing.

Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring.
– They love to refer to them as chill-dren.

I found a dollar bill frozen in ice;
– it was cold hard cash.

Why are colds useless criminals?
– Because they’re easy to catch.

Ice cubes also have emotions and they get angry from time to time. When they do, they boil with anger and then let off steam.

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