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Cold puns in 2025

It’s so cold; we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

I am not going outside again until the temperature is well above my age.

saw someone stealing a glacier last winter.
It was an ice-burglar.

During the discussion, the two teams decided to take a walk into the frozen pond.
They figured out that this was the best way to break the ice.

How Rudolf you to say that!

It’s so cold that my thermometer goes down to “are you serious?”

It’s no laughing matter,
– my favorite cereal in cold weather is always frosted flakes.

The pirate was sad when the parrot left; it gave him the cold shoulder.

When it really gets cold here, everyone rushes into their homes. It’s snow a laughing matter.

Don’t brrst my bubble!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Eddy,

Eddy who?

Eddy idea how I can stop this cold weather?

The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.

What are the only two seasons to occur in Antarctica?
– Cold and colder.

What’s cold, white and smells minty in winter?
– A polo bear.

Snowmen are excellent in the discipline of saving. They have snow banks where they keep their money for the rainy season.

It’s so cold the optometrist is giving away free ice scrapers with eyeglasses.

I fell over on the ice earlier. Nobody helped me,
– so I gave them all the cold shoulder.

Despite the really cold weather, we had a great lunch with the snowmen,
– we enjoyed lots of ice-burgers.

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