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Color puns in 2025

Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body….
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.

The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!

What color is a burp?
– Burple

What do you call a colorful Jewish candle?
– Menora-borealis

Can anyone advise me what colour my hair is?
– I find it’s a bit of a grey area.

What do you do with unruly green kids?
– Make them do limeout.

Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!

The purple family was asked to vacate their premises, and then they were arrested. They were violet with one another and fuchsiatives of law.

What’s a lion’s favorite color?
– ROARange

The woman decided to sleep with her cell phone under her bed. The next day she woke up to a $10 bill. I think the Bluetooth fairy visited her.

What color is an old platypus?
– Perrywrinkle!

Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
– Oh the hue-manatee!!!

In the quiz competition about colors, I wanted to help my partner by giving a tint, but he couldn’t catch it!

What did the people say about the guy who invented the RGB light bulb?
– He has a very colorful personality

I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

After discovering the black hole, the scientists confirmed that you could never come back once you go black!

The color turquoise was judged as the best new color
– because it was cyantifically proven to be.

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