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Color puns in 2025

Once, by mistake, I ate a lot of food coloring. The doctor assured me that I was fine, but deep inside, I knew I was dyeing.

I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.

I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
– But it was just a pigment of my imagination

Why did the purple family have to move out?
– They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.

Do black and white count as colors?
– It’s a gray area.

When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.

What is a cats favorite color?
– Purrple

I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.

My friend is a good artist, and I saw him draw colored noodles. He drew itsy, bitsy, yellow, polka dot linguini.

As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, “Cyanara!”

I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.

A bear’s least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.

What color is the wind??
– Blew!

Why are old timey political posters so colorful?
– Because the artists want you to have a proper gander.

I was astonished when my shirt’s color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.

What was Moses’ favorite color?
– Red, see?

What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
– Go to the fuchsia box.

The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.

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