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Color puns in 2025

After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, “Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades”!

What do zombies use to color their hair?
– Dye of the dead!

I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.

A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
–joke taken from my dad joke calendar–

I red a joke about colors once.
– It blue my mind.

My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!

After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!

If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.

Turquoise is officially the best color
It was cyantifically proven

If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!

Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!

A cats favorite color is…
– Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.

What do you do with unruly green kids?
– Make them do limeout.

Which color is the fastest?
– Red, because it is always redy

The saddest bird is a kingfisher as it is blue.

What’s a lion’s favorite color?
– ROARange

The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.

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