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Color puns in 2025

If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!

Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!

A cats favorite color is…
– Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.

What do you do with unruly green kids?
– Make them do limeout.

Which color is the fastest?
– Red, because it is always redy

The saddest bird is a kingfisher as it is blue.

What’s a lion’s favorite color?
– ROARange

The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.

Ships carrying red and green paints collided near an island in the ocean. Crews of both ships are believed to be marooned on that island.

The sun’s favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.

A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from…
– a-reptile-disfunction.

Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

What do you call someone with a very colorful personality?
– A hue-man

I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist,
– but it was all in vain!

What color is your Afghan?
– My afghan is tan.

What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
– Call the plumber.

Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!

After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.

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