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Color puns in 2024

What is an Italian’s favorite color?
– Lin-GREEN-e…

While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!

My doctor just told me that i was color blind
– that came completely out of the orange

If green peas got into a fight, they would be known as the ‘Black-eyed Peas’.

My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.

When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, “Pass me the crimson!”

A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said “I’m blue, dab a D, dab a dye”.

I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.

My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
– He turned to me and said “thats a dope backpack”. He is catching onto my slang.

I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink’s favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.

I red a book about colors…
– it blue me away!

The burger which I was eating seemed very sad. It had blue cheese in it!

Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!

I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.

After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, “Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades”!

What do zombies use to color their hair?
– Dye of the dead!

I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.

A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”

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