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Color puns in 2025

I was astonished when my shirt’s color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.

What was Moses’ favorite color?
– Red, see?

What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
– Go to the fuchsia box.

The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.

Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.

I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.

Did you hear about the color bomb?
– Yeah it blue up

Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band ‘The Mooooo-dy Blues!’

My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined

Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
– He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

The graphic designer’s present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!

My doctor just told me that i was color blind
– that came completely out of the orange

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?
– He had a reptile dysfunction

When the genius physicist put coffee in a black hole, he invented hyper-dark space!

If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.

What is wrong with a chameleon that can’t change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I’ll see myself out…

My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it’s a Thai Dye T-shirt company.

The meanest way to insult a sad American cheese is to call it a blue cheese!

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