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Color puns in 2025

I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.

Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.

The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.

I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.

I don’t trust artists
– They’re always so sketchy

The patient was shocked when the doctor informed him that he had been diagnosed with depression. It came out of the blue!

I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
– But it was just a pigment of my imagination

The next-door neighbor’s avid gardening weakened the soil around the house and ultimately brought the house brown.

What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
– A red herring…the hat was also a red herring.

Once, by mistake, I ate a lot of food coloring. The doctor assured me that I was fine, but deep inside, I knew I was dyeing.

I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.

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