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Color puns in 2024

My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!

The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
– That was out of the blue.

I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.

I don’t trust artists
– They’re always so sketchy

The patient was shocked when the doctor informed him that he had been diagnosed with depression. It came out of the blue!

The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.

The next-door neighbor’s avid gardening weakened the soil around the house and ultimately brought the house brown.

What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
– A red herring…the hat was also a red herring.

Once, by mistake, I ate a lot of food coloring. The doctor assured me that I was fine, but deep inside, I knew I was dyeing.

I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.

I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
– But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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