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Computer puns in 2025

What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
– Instagram.

The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.

I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

– Because they had a connection

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I tried to say, “I’m a functional adult,” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult,” and I feel like that’s more accurate.

I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.

Where’s the best place to hide a body?
– Page two of Google.

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
– Lots of memory!

My brother asks my father to update the computer to Windows 11,
– but my father just replies, “I love Vista, son”.

Where do naughty disk drives get sent?
– Boot camp.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None. It’s a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None. It’s a hardware problem.

What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
– Ask for a Wii-match!

Who is a computer’s favorite singer?
– A Dell.

Why can’t an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
– He turns them all off and on again.

The only good thing about computers crashing is that there are no injuries ever.

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