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Computer puns in 2025

Why did the computer show up at work late?
– It had a hard drive.

Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?
– They put in a lot of shifts.

I couldn’t stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying,
– “If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word”.

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
– Lots of memory!

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory.
– Just 1 byte.
– And then everything crashed.

What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
– Tech knuckle support.

One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.

I am sure computers would just surf the net on beach vacations.

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to ‘back dat ass up’.

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte.
– And then everything crashed.

My father is an app developer, and he has such a high insurance rate.
– It’s probably because they keep crashing all the time.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

– Had a byte!

What did the spider do on the computer?
– Made a website!

Mom: How make chicken
– Daughter: What?
– Mom: Where buy chicken
– Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
– Mom: Avocado

16. I felt sad for my brother’s computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say,
– “Stop it! It hertz so much!”.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

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