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Computer puns in 2025

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
– Had a byte!

I saw a driver texting and driving.
– It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

Why doesn’t a computer’s car last very long?
– They always have hard drives.

If aliens ever come down to hack my computer, the closes they would come to returning back home would be the space bar.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Where did the software developer go?!
– I don’t know, he ransomware!

Why do computers make such bad boxers?
– Their bark is worse than their byte.

People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
– To get to the other slide.

The people working in keyboard factories put in two shifts every day.
– I bet they all are super exhausted.

Not a single programmer can change the light bulb because it’s a hardware problem.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus!

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers.
– Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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