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Computer puns in 2025

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
– To get to the other slide.

The people working in keyboard factories put in two shifts every day.
– I bet they all are super exhausted.

Not a single programmer can change the light bulb because it’s a hardware problem.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus!

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers.
– Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

In a world without fences and walls,
– who needs Gates and Windows?

what do you call a creepy IT teacher…
– a PDF file

My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the ‘Data’.

Why do programmers never run the AC?
– They prefer to open windows.

The WiFi and computer will always have a happy married life because they share a strong connection.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
– DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

What is a computer’s favorite animal?
– A RAM.

What did the spider do on the computer?
– Made a website!

What is a computer virus?
– A terminal illness!

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