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Computer puns in 2025

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte.
– And then everything crashed.

My father is an app developer, and he has such a high insurance rate.
– It’s probably because they keep crashing all the time.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

– Had a byte!

What did the spider do on the computer?
– Made a website!

Mom: How make chicken
– Daughter: What?
– Mom: Where buy chicken
– Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
– Mom: Avocado

16. I felt sad for my brother’s computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say,
– “Stop it! It hertz so much!”.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

– Because they can’t find the motherboard

My computer’s favorite singer is A Dell.

Why are spiders so good at the internet?
– They know all the good web sites.

My mother asked if I could change the DNS server settings.
– I told her ICANN.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

How does a computer get drunk?
– It takes screenshots.

What’s the best way to learn about computers?
– Bit by bit.

Where do computers go to dance?
– The disk-O.

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

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