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Computer puns in 2025

Why did the computer squeak?
– Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

I wanted to know why my friend’s computer was cold, and when I asked,
– she said, “Because I had left the windows open”.

Why are people afraid of computers?
– They byte.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
– Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
– “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
– They haven’t had a gig yet.

Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
– It was a terminal illness.

People say that my computer is going to die. It has a terminal virus.

I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.

My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

Why do people on Twitter tell me I’m always confused?
– Because I don’t follow.

A hacker is someone who probably loves using his free time for phishing.

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads.

Why do app developer’s have such high insurance rates?
– They’re always crashing.

My mother would say that all the naughty disk drives get sent back to the boot camp.

Spiders can make such great internet because they have amazing web sites.

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