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Computer puns in 2024

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

We’ll we’ll we’ll…
– if it isn’t autocorrect.

My computer is so slow it’s running in the ’90s.

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

Why did the computer squeak?
– Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

Why was there a bug in the computer?
– Because it was looking for a byte to eat.

Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
– He touched the firewall.

My father says, “The best way to learn about a computer is to learn it bit by bit”.
– I am sure most people can agree with this.

don’t understand how IT people don’t end up in hospitals frequently.
– They are always touching the firewalls, aren’t they?

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password.
– It’s not stroganoff.

My sister’s laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.

Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.

A programmer’s wife tells him, “While you’re at the grocery store, buy some eggs.” He never comes back.

Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.

Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
– Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
– Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
– Person 2: Word.

Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.

When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school,
– she looked at him and said, “You are the master of drag and drop, my love”. He’s an IT specialist…

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