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Computer puns in 2025

What is a computer virus?
– A terminal illness!

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus!

Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.

Why did the computer spy get fired?
– She couldn’t hack it.

I sat down by my computer after a long time, and there was a hacker who had illegally developed a website on my computer. It was a highly skilled spider looking right at me.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

– Nothing.

Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.

Did you hear about the woman whose daughter adopted a baby?
– Instagram.

We have ten types of people.
– One understands binary, and the other doesn’t.

My computer is taking non-stop screenshots.
– I know for sure it is not in its right mind.

It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
– They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

The shark and the computer are so alike.
– They both have and use their megabytes.

Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad.
– Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.

Why was the computer cold?
– It left it’s Windows open!

What is a computer virus?
– A terminal illness!

What do hackers do on a boat?
– Phishing.

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