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Computer puns in 2025

What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
– Tech knuckle support.

One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.

I am sure computers would just surf the net on beach vacations.

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to ‘back dat ass up’.

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte.
– And then everything crashed.

My father is an app developer, and he has such a high insurance rate.
– It’s probably because they keep crashing all the time.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

– Had a byte!

What did the spider do on the computer?
– Made a website!

Mom: How make chicken
– Daughter: What?
– Mom: Where buy chicken
– Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
– Mom: Avocado

16. I felt sad for my brother’s computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say,
– “Stop it! It hertz so much!”.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

– Because they can’t find the motherboard

My computer’s favorite singer is A Dell.

Why are spiders so good at the internet?
– They know all the good web sites.

My mother asked if I could change the DNS server settings.
– I told her ICANN.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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