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Computer puns in 2025

Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
– Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
– Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
– Person 2: Word.

Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.

When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school,
– she looked at him and said, “You are the master of drag and drop, my love”. He’s an IT specialist…

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
– A screensaver!

Why did the computer squeak?
– Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

I wanted to know why my friend’s computer was cold, and when I asked,
– she said, “Because I had left the windows open”.

Why are people afraid of computers?
– They byte.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
– Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
– “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
– They haven’t had a gig yet.

Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
– It was a terminal illness.

People say that my computer is going to die. It has a terminal virus.

I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.

My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.

Why do people on Twitter tell me I’m always confused?
– Because I don’t follow.

A hacker is someone who probably loves using his free time for phishing.

Where do all the cool mice live?
– In their mousepads

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