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Computer puns in 2025

Why do computers make such bad boxers?
– Their bark is worse than their byte.

People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
– To get to the other slide.

The people working in keyboard factories put in two shifts every day.
– I bet they all are super exhausted.

Not a single programmer can change the light bulb because it’s a hardware problem.

Why did the computer keep sneezing?
– It had a virus!

What does a baby computer call his father?
– Data!

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.

My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers.
– Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

In a world without fences and walls,
– who needs Gates and Windows?

what do you call a creepy IT teacher…
– a PDF file

My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the ‘Data’.

Why do programmers never run the AC?
– They prefer to open windows.

The WiFi and computer will always have a happy married life because they share a strong connection.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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