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Computer puns in 2025

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

– Nothing.

Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.

Did you hear about the woman whose daughter adopted a baby?
– Instagram.

We have ten types of people.
– One understands binary, and the other doesn’t.

My computer is taking non-stop screenshots.
– I know for sure it is not in its right mind.

It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.

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