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Computer puns in 2025

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

Why did the computer squeak?
– Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

Why was there a bug in the computer?
– Because it was looking for a byte to eat.

Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
– He touched the firewall.

My father says, “The best way to learn about a computer is to learn it bit by bit”.
– I am sure most people can agree with this.

don’t understand how IT people don’t end up in hospitals frequently.
– They are always touching the firewalls, aren’t they?

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

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