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Computer puns in 2025

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

– Had a byte!

What did the spider do on the computer?
– Made a website!

Mom: How make chicken
– Daughter: What?
– Mom: Where buy chicken
– Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
– Mom: Avocado

16. I felt sad for my brother’s computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say,
– “Stop it! It hertz so much!”.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

– Because they can’t find the motherboard

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