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Construction puns in 2024

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it.

Last night I watched this documentary on how to fix steel girders. It was nothing but riveting.

I bought this new sink unclogging liquid from the store. But it just ended up being money down the drain.

I respectfully applaud the workers who dedicate themselves to the construction of Big Ben. They really work around the clock.

What’s a construction workers favorite song?
– Running With The Level!

I happened to attend a party for construction workers last week, where I met a steamroller driver who gave me a lot of compliments. She was such a flatterer.

You wanna hear a joke about construction
Nevermind I’m still working on it.

Have you heard the joke about construction?
– Ah, I’m still working on it.

Applying a coat of waterproof coating to a squeaking deck makes it shut up only
– because you are giving it the sealant treatment.

While cutting metals, the construction worker accidentally cut off his left hand. The doctors said he will be all right now.

I didn’t want to believe my cousin was a construction site thief, but one afternoon, when I decided to visit his house, all the signs were there.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it.

Soon just got me without this one: “Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?”
– Give me a second I’m still working on it.

I have a joke about construction
I would tell you but I’m still working on it

What is a construction worker’s favorite view? The OSHA

It was only when the construction workers ran out of marble they realized the most valuable construction material is marble. One must never take it for granite.

The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
– It was the very first pyramid scheme

The construction worker who was blind for many years got his eyesight back. I heard he took a hammer and saw.

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