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Construction puns in 2025

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it…

If plumbers have plumbers crack what do construction workers have?
– Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)

Two detectives were investigating a murder at a construction site
The evidence wasn’t concrete.

What is a construction worker’s favorite dance move? Raise the roof.

My friend used to be a drill operator. He left the job after a few years
– because it was boring.

One of the construction workers at my company got sick. I hope he can deal with it as-best-os he can.

Dogs should have construction jobs. They are very good at roofing.

Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.
– Turns out it was an isolated incident.

I told my contractor that I don’t want carpeted steps. I feel like I asked for too much
– because he gave me a blank stair.

One of our construction workers just quit because he wasn’t strong enough to do the work. He gave us his two-weak notice.

Want to hear a construction joke?
– Sorry I am still working on it

Yesterday, the cement-mixer was used for the first time. The results were pretty concrete.

The plumber who came to fix my pipe also fixed the bulb. Plumbing contractors have such multi-fauceted personalities.

Why did the construction worker not get fired for stealing a jackhammer? There wasn’t enough concrete evidence.

Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?
– It’s called Studfinder.

Want to hear my joke about construction?
– Never mind, I’m still working on it

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

I saw someone trying very hard to make a joke on road construction. I think he needs some time to lay it all out.

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