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Construction puns in 2024

One of our construction workers just quit because he wasn’t strong enough to do the work. He gave us his two-weak notice.

Want to hear a construction joke?
– Sorry I am still working on it

Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.
– Turns out it was an isolated incident.

Yesterday, the cement-mixer was used for the first time. The results were pretty concrete.

The plumber who came to fix my pipe also fixed the bulb. Plumbing contractors have such multi-fauceted personalities.

Why did the construction worker not get fired for stealing a jackhammer? There wasn’t enough concrete evidence.

Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?
– It’s called Studfinder.

Want to hear my joke about construction?
– Never mind, I’m still working on it

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

I couldn’t believe my son when he said he got fired from a road construction company for theft.
– But, when I got home all the signs were there.

I took a quiz about construction work. I screwed it up. I took it again and I nailed it.

I’ve got a great joke about construction
But I’m still working on it

I saw someone trying very hard to make a joke on road construction. I think he needs some time to lay it all out.

Would you like to hear a construction joke?
– [Yes] Well I’m still working on it.

Bricks are the happiest construction materials.
They’re always getting laid.

The shovel remains one of the most groundbreaking construction tools ever.

There’s this new workout for construction workers where you have to hit garden buildings. It is a good thing
– because I’m looking to pound some sheds.

I heard the replacement window installers quit soon after they started their job. Apparently, they feel it’s a real pane.

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