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Construction puns in 2024

Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
– He really fell into his work.

Which country is best at construction?
– U-crane

What do construction workers say when they successfully complete a task? Nailed it!

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it.

Last night I watched this documentary on how to fix steel girders. It was nothing but riveting.

I bought this new sink unclogging liquid from the store. But it just ended up being money down the drain.

I respectfully applaud the workers who dedicate themselves to the construction of Big Ben. They really work around the clock.

What’s a construction workers favorite song?
– Running With The Level!

I happened to attend a party for construction workers last week, where I met a steamroller driver who gave me a lot of compliments. She was such a flatterer.

You wanna hear a joke about construction
Nevermind I’m still working on it.

Have you heard the joke about construction?
– Ah, I’m still working on it.

Applying a coat of waterproof coating to a squeaking deck makes it shut up only
– because you are giving it the sealant treatment.

While cutting metals, the construction worker accidentally cut off his left hand. The doctors said he will be all right now.

I didn’t want to believe my cousin was a construction site thief, but one afternoon, when I decided to visit his house, all the signs were there.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it.

Soon just got me without this one: “Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?”
– Give me a second I’m still working on it.

I have a joke about construction
I would tell you but I’m still working on it

What is a construction worker’s favorite view? The OSHA

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