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Construction puns in 2025

Applying a coat of waterproof coating to a squeaking deck makes it shut up only
– because you are giving it the sealant treatment.

While cutting metals, the construction worker accidentally cut off his left hand. The doctors said he will be all right now.

I didn’t want to believe my cousin was a construction site thief, but one afternoon, when I decided to visit his house, all the signs were there.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it.

Soon just got me without this one: “Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?”
– Give me a second I’m still working on it.

I have a joke about construction
I would tell you but I’m still working on it

What is a construction worker’s favorite view? The OSHA

It was only when the construction workers ran out of marble they realized the most valuable construction material is marble. One must never take it for granite.

The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
– It was the very first pyramid scheme

The construction worker who was blind for many years got his eyesight back. I heard he took a hammer and saw.

I have a joke about construction.
I’m working on it.

I didn’t know my dad stole from construction sites, but…
When I got home, all the signs were there

Did you go to the construction party?
– We raised the roof.

Have you heard the famous miracle about the blind construction worker? One day he just picked up a hammer and saw.

Wanna hear a construction joke?
– Nevermind…I’m still working on it

The dogs have started a home construction business that focuses on the top of houses. You can say that they work on woofs.

The other day, I had a few plumbers down at my place. They made so much noise that I had to tell them to pipe down.

No one believes that I was able to cut through wood by staring at when I was a kid. But trust me, I saw it with my own eyes!

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