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Construction puns in 2025

Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.

My friend was offered a job at a construction site in Egypt, but he refused it right away. It turns out that it was a pyramid scheme.

What was that joke I was going to say about construction?
– Man, I gotta work on that…

I was surprised when I heard the carpenter was angry after hitting a nail. Turns out, he hates getting hit on fingernails.

Want to hear a joke about construction?
– I’m still working on it…

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