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Construction puns in 2025

Bricks are the happiest construction materials.
They’re always getting laid.

The shovel remains one of the most groundbreaking construction tools ever.

There’s this new workout for construction workers where you have to hit garden buildings. It is a good thing
– because I’m looking to pound some sheds.

I heard the replacement window installers quit soon after they started their job. Apparently, they feel it’s a real pane.

Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
– The Axe of the Apostles!

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