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Cooking puns in 2024

Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?

Olive you. 

I ap-peach-ate you.

Batter up! 

There’s Polenta go around! 

I love you from my head tomatoes.

Chill today, hot tamale. 

You look radishing today. 

I’m your biggest flan.

Lettuce us celebrate!

You butter back off, pal. 

I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!

I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.

Robert Brownie Jr. 

You’re my butter half! 

That’s what cheese said.

Making ends meat. 

Y’all bready for this?

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