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Corn puns in 2025

I’m a little corn-fused.

The best student at the corn college is called the a-corn.

A corn farmer asked his field “are you listening?”
To which the field responded “I’m all ears”

Corn farmers are not good comedians because their jokes are always corny.

Do you hear about that corn stalk which changes careers? He goes into a different field!

What does a corn become when it joins the military? Colonel

I have ears, but I am unable to hear? Who am I? – I am a field of corn.

I had a traumatic experience once, involving a corn tortilla and some mince beef. Until this day, I still can’t taco ’bout it.

Chickens are stronger than humans.
Don’t believe me? Let’s see you pick up a piece of corn with your pecker.

What is corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ear’s Day

Which form of party that we can hold in a field of corn? – It can be a cornball!

I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system. But it’s recycled.

The quickest way for corn farmers to be successful is to corn-er the market.

What is the favourite game of the corncob? – It is b-husk-etball.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and an ear of corn? I’ve never paid $20 to have an ear of corn on my face

These corn puns will shuck and a-maize you.

If corn oils are made from corn, so from which do baby oils made?

The only vegetable that’s also a nut is a corn.

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