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Corn puns in 2025

I have ears, but I am unable to hear? Who am I? – I am a field of corn.

I had a traumatic experience once, involving a corn tortilla and some mince beef. Until this day, I still can’t taco ’bout it.

Chickens are stronger than humans.
Don’t believe me? Let’s see you pick up a piece of corn with your pecker.

What is corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ear’s Day

Which form of party that we can hold in a field of corn? – It can be a cornball!

I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system. But it’s recycled.

The quickest way for corn farmers to be successful is to corn-er the market.

What is the favourite game of the corncob? – It is b-husk-etball.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and an ear of corn? I’ve never paid $20 to have an ear of corn on my face

These corn puns will shuck and a-maize you.

If corn oils are made from corn, so from which do baby oils made?

The only vegetable that’s also a nut is a corn.

I am so corny tonight.

The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd

Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn. There is a kernel of truth to that claim.

Why did the corn cross the road ? Because it
was being stalked.

What do we call a solitary and single kernel of corn? – It is a unicorn!

The corn is definitely a playboy because he can be very a-maize-ing in bed.

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