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Corn puns in 2024

You are so ear-resistible.

Next week, there will be an important corn-ference in London for farmers from all over the world to discuss current trade policies on corn.

Was shopping at the grocery store and I saw that an ear of corn was a dollar
A Buck an Ear? That’s Piracy, man.

Son, stop swallowing the whole corncob or you might get corn-stipated!

These corns are a little bit rough to the touch. It seems like a task for Kernel Sanders.

Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day
Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land

If a basketball team practices in a field of corn, they would get creamed!

Some corn, a carrot and a cucumber all fell into
the ocean. Now they are all C foods.

Where do you throw corn? In the corn-er

What do you call state fair in Iowa?
A corn-ival.

What would farmers say when they pick up the corn on the field? – “Aww! Shucks!”

Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have?
Lead poisoning.

A vegetable can also be a nut when it is a corn!

I have to play with my ears because I do not have a map of this corn maze.

I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball…
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea

When a corncob is run over by a car, we have creamed corn.

The corn farmer won the Nobel Peace Prize for his extreme dedication to world hominy.

Not enjoying your corn at KFC?
Blame the kernel.

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