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Corn puns in 2024

If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

Why are farmers growing corn?
Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!

Just like boys flirt girls, we can make sweet corns by whispering sweet nothings in their ears.

I went to a party in a corn field the other day. I wasn’t expecting much, but it turned out to be a total corn ball.

What do you call someone who keeps smashing boxes of corn flakes? A cereal killer.

Corn-centrate on your work!

What is a mythical veggie called? – It is a unicorn!

Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.

After an eating competition, what would the
corn say? – “ It is utter corn-age.”

You should not take corns when travelling on a flight because they will make your ears pop.

I complemented some corn the other day.
It smiled from ear to ear.

The corncob stops talking because he is tired of field-ing too many questions.

I took the grain to the granary and the corn to the coronary.

What does corn have in common with good friends? You know you’ll see them again

What did the mama corn say to her plump son?
You are not fat. You are just a little husky.

Most of the corn farmers and growers are conservative simply because they support republic-corns.

Did you know corn has a favourite food? It loves cobb salad.

Corn uses “Corn Bread” for money.

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