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Corn puns in 2024

A vegetable can also be a nut when it is a corn!

I have to play with my ears because I do not have a map of this corn maze.

I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball…
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea

When a corncob is run over by a car, we have creamed corn.

The corn farmer won the Nobel Peace Prize for his extreme dedication to world hominy.

Not enjoying your corn at KFC?
Blame the kernel.

I’m a little corn-fused.

The best student at the corn college is called the a-corn.

A corn farmer asked his field “are you listening?”
To which the field responded “I’m all ears”

Corn farmers are not good comedians because their jokes are always corny.

Do you hear about that corn stalk which changes careers? He goes into a different field!

What does a corn become when it joins the military? Colonel

I have ears, but I am unable to hear? Who am I? – I am a field of corn.

I had a traumatic experience once, involving a corn tortilla and some mince beef. Until this day, I still can’t taco ’bout it.

Chickens are stronger than humans.
Don’t believe me? Let’s see you pick up a piece of corn with your pecker.

What is corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ear’s Day

Which form of party that we can hold in a field of corn? – It can be a cornball!

I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system. But it’s recycled.

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