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Corn puns in 2025

A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!

What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!

What does corn use to get on the internet?
The cobweb.

You are what you eat. Kernel of truth

The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: “Do not look now, but I think that we are stalked.

The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

Why are farmers growing corn?
Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!

Just like boys flirt girls, we can make sweet corns by whispering sweet nothings in their ears.

I went to a party in a corn field the other day. I wasn’t expecting much, but it turned out to be a total corn ball.

What do you call someone who keeps smashing boxes of corn flakes? A cereal killer.

Corn-centrate on your work!

What is a mythical veggie called? – It is a unicorn!

Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.

After an eating competition, what would the
corn say? – “ It is utter corn-age.”

You should not take corns when travelling on a flight because they will make your ears pop.

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