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Corn puns in 2025

Did you know corn has a favourite food? It loves cobb salad.

Corn uses “Corn Bread” for money.

What do we call two cornstalks which are best friends? – They are earbuds!

1,200 candy corns will kill you!
Don’t worry the world record is three!

It is no surprise that the corncob gets lost because she lives in a large maze.

The corn was worried he had a cough, his voice was getting a little bit husky.

just witnessed a chicken try and pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes, ImPeck-able

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

The corn will graduate from college tomorrow. We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him!

I thought of a joke, but couldn’t quite piece it together. Side note: corn chip puzzles are difficult to assemble but they taste good!
Thank goodness it’s my first cake day!

Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration

Just plain popcorn? I think you would do butter than that.

Why do pirates only eat corn on special occasions? Arrrrr, cause’ they cost a buccaneer

The policemen decide to lock up the corns because these cops think that they are all stalkers.

My pa just told me an extremely funny corn pun. It’s left me a husk of a person.

Corn is the Houdini of food.
It disappears one day and reappears the next.

You are so ear-resistible.

Next week, there will be an important corn-ference in London for farmers from all over the world to discuss current trade policies on corn.

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