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Corn puns in 2025

Why did the manager fire the corn?
Cause he was sleeping on the cob!

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Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?
Maize well!

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The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them.

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This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a
job for Kernel Sanders.

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Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?

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When the corns on the field hear the rain coming, they might say “That would be music to our ears!”

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What do you call Monty Python if it’s filled with corn? Del Monte Python

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Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseballer of all time? – Well, Ty Cobb!

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We can tie some corn to the sledge and enjoy because they are husky.

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Who is the master of corn religion ?
The pope corn

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I know it’s corny. But you are a-maize-ing!

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Corn is like a little quiz when it is popped.

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You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

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Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.

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Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!

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In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.

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They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”
I can’t be a comedian, you see.

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