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Corn puns in 2025

Corn is like a little quiz when it is popped.

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You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

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Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.

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Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!

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In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.

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They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”
I can’t be a comedian, you see.

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A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!

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What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!

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What does corn use to get on the internet?
The cobweb.

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You are what you eat. Kernel of truth

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The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: “Do not look now, but I think that we are stalked.

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The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

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How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

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What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

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If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

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Why are farmers growing corn?
Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!

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Just like boys flirt girls, we can make sweet corns by whispering sweet nothings in their ears.

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I went to a party in a corn field the other day. I wasn’t expecting much, but it turned out to be a total corn ball.

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