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Corn puns in 2025

Why did the manager fire the corn?
Cause he was sleeping on the cob!

Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?
Maize well!

The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them.

This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a
job for Kernel Sanders.

Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?

When the corns on the field hear the rain coming, they might say “That would be music to our ears!”

What do you call Monty Python if it’s filled with corn? Del Monte Python

Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseballer of all time? – Well, Ty Cobb!

We can tie some corn to the sledge and enjoy because they are husky.

Who is the master of corn religion ?
The pope corn

I know it’s corny. But you are a-maize-ing!

Corn is like a little quiz when it is popped.

You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.

Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!

In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.

They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”
I can’t be a comedian, you see.

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