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Corn puns in 2025

A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!

What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!

What does corn use to get on the internet?
The cobweb.

You are what you eat. Kernel of truth

The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: “Do not look now, but I think that we are stalked.

The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

Why are farmers growing corn?
Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!

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