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Corn puns in 2025

How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

Why are farmers growing corn?
Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!

Just like boys flirt girls, we can make sweet corns by whispering sweet nothings in their ears.

I went to a party in a corn field the other day. I wasn’t expecting much, but it turned out to be a total corn ball.

What do you call someone who keeps smashing boxes of corn flakes? A cereal killer.

Corn-centrate on your work!

What is a mythical veggie called? – It is a unicorn!

Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.

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