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Cow puns in 2025

Why don’t cows understand what you say?
-Because it goes in one ear and comes out the udder!

What would you hear at a cow concert?
-Moo-sic!

Watch out, you don’t want to butcher any of these jokes.

Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?
-If he didn’t, his wife would have a cow.

A person who is always scared is called a coward and the word cow is in that word

Put on your cow-moo gear

Why did the herd of female domesticated animals kept for milk insist of crossing the road at the same time with the pedestrians?
-They wanted to get to the udder side.

What do cows get when they are sick?
-THay Fever

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-To get to the Milky Way!

Americow can do better.

Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?
-They’re skin’s as thick as leather.

New Zeeland has a obsession with cows and cows always say moo and new looks like moo so moo Zeeland

How now, brown cow?

Super Cow’s Speech before going to rescue his fellow old heifers:
-The evil farmer has for generations and generations enslaved and milked my people, HOW DAIRY!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
-He wanted her to hit the hay!

Seize the moo-ment!

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