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Cow puns in 2025

Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?
-They’re skin’s as thick as leather.

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New Zeeland has a obsession with cows and cows always say moo and new looks like moo so moo Zeeland

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How now, brown cow?

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Super Cow’s Speech before going to rescue his fellow old heifers:
-The evil farmer has for generations and generations enslaved and milked my people, HOW DAIRY!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
-He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Seize the moo-ment!

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Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
-Because the cow has the udder.

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What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?
– Beef-flat!

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Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
-To get chocolate milk.

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What does the cow do when she’s got leverage?
-Milks it for all it’s worth.

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At a concert you hear music
-The mu in music sounds a lot like moo, which is what cows always say

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Until the cows come home

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What device did the old heifer use to count the amount of milk it has provided to the farmers?
-A Cow-culator.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?
-They whip cream!

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An udder day, an udder dollar.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?
-To keep each udder dry.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
-He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do u call a really strong cow?
-Beefy.

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