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Cow puns in 2024

What device did the old heifer use to count the amount of milk it has provided to the farmers?
-A Cow-culator.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?
-They whip cream!

An udder day, an udder dollar.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?
-To keep each udder dry.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
-He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do u call a really strong cow?
-Beefy.

Why couldn’t the cow gain weight?
-She was more of a grazer.

How does a cow get to the mooooon?
– It flies through udder space!

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free

What do you call a sleeping bull?
-A bull-dozer.

Why was the calf afraid?
-He was a cow-herd!

And then I told my therapist that I feel seen, but not herd…

Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
-Because he butchered every joke.

Why was the cow sad?
-She was moody.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
-Peanut butter.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef.

What happens when you talk to a cow?
– It goes in one ear and out the udder!

A cash cow

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