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Cow puns in 2025

Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?
-Because the steaks were high.

What did the farmer say to the cow?
-Produce some milk

Why did the cow cross the road?
-Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.

According to magicians, one of the greatest problems of owning invisible cows is that they are easily herded, but they are invisible

Why couldn’t the cow learn?
-Everything went in one ear and out the udder.

 I always found cowculus to be the most interesting subject.

Holy cow

Why was the farmer mad at his cow?
-The excuse she gave was a bunch of bull.

What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
-A shadow

Make sure you show up on time, otherwise Bessie will have a cow.

Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?
-There was real beef between them!

What did Gladdis the cow say to Brenda the cow when her boyfriend the Bull cheated on her?
-How Dairy!

What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
– Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus

Why did mother cow and father wear bells as they went to work?
-Because both their horns do not work.

What do you call a cow on crystal meth?
-Beef jerky.

 The cow was so excited for the day ahead that he was over the moon.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

Why were the two bulls ignoring each other?
-They had a lot of beef.

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