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Cow puns in 2024

What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
– Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus

Why did mother cow and father wear bells as they went to work?
-Because both their horns do not work.

What do you call a cow on crystal meth?
-Beef jerky.

 The cow was so excited for the day ahead that he was over the moon.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

Why were the two bulls ignoring each other?
-They had a lot of beef.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
– Pre-tanned leather.

I got the mooves like Jagger.

What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?
-I am not amoosed by you.

Cows make milk and milk has lactose, and lactose sounds like lack toes

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
– Milk and Quackers!

Why did the head of secret service order a herd of heifers to be placed around the president and the guest delegates during the terrorist attack?
-So that they could beef up the security.

What’s a cow’s best subject in school?
-Cow-culus.

Steer clear! Cows coming through!

Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
-A moo-tel!

What did the cow say to the other cow on the hill?
-I’m udder-neath you.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
-Cowboom!

I have some real beef with that guy.

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