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Cow puns in 2024

Why don’t cows understand what you say?
-Because it goes in one ear and comes out the udder!

A person who is always scared is called a coward and the word cow is in that word

Put on your cow-moo gear

Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?
-If he didn’t, his wife would have a cow.

What do cows get when they are sick?
-THay Fever

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

Why did the herd of female domesticated animals kept for milk insist of crossing the road at the same time with the pedestrians?
-They wanted to get to the udder side.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-To get to the Milky Way!

Americow can do better.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

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