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Cow puns in 2025

Watch out, you don’t want to butcher any of these jokes.

Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?
-If he didn’t, his wife would have a cow.

A person who is always scared is called a coward and the word cow is in that word

Put on your cow-moo gear

Why did the herd of female domesticated animals kept for milk insist of crossing the road at the same time with the pedestrians?
-They wanted to get to the udder side.

What do cows get when they are sick?
-THay Fever

A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.

What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
-This is udderly problematic!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-To get to the Milky Way!

Americow can do better.

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