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Cowboy puns in 2025

What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?
– Reintarnation

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How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
– Audi, partner.

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Why did cowboys ride horses?
– It be-hooved them.

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The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn’t crazy.
– He was deranged.

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If it’s dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
– With Saddle-Lights!

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A farmer brought a bucket of milk to church so it could be pastorized.

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How do you say hi to a chinese cowboy?
– Nihowdy

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If you wear cowboy clothes …
are you ranch dressing?

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If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?

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I don’t know what to tell you, guy. The invoice says 312 Maple, this is 312 Maple. So, here ya go. Please sign by the “X”.
Birth of a Rhinestone Cowboy

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What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
– It becomes a Haudi

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
– He wanted to get a long little doggie

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If it’s dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
– With saddle lights!

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A new car has been launched for American cowboys…
The Audi Partner.

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I don’t like your tone, mister.
Shootout at the OK Chorale

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What do ghost cowboys wear?
– Booooots

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Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
– Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

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