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Cowboy puns in 2024

If it’s dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
– With Saddle-Lights!

A farmer brought a bucket of milk to church so it could be pastorized.

How do you say hi to a chinese cowboy?
– Nihowdy

If you wear cowboy clothes …
are you ranch dressing?

If a cowboy is happy,
Does that make him a Jollyrancher?

I don’t know what to tell you, guy. The invoice says 312 Maple, this is 312 Maple. So, here ya go. Please sign by the “X”.
Birth of a Rhinestone Cowboy

What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?
– It becomes a Haudi

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
– Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund?
– He wanted to get a long little doggie

If it’s dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
– With saddle lights!

A new car has been launched for American cowboys…
The Audi Partner.

I don’t like your tone, mister.
Shootout at the OK Chorale

What do ghost cowboys wear?
– Booooots

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
– Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
– Audi partner.

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed

I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

How do cowboys like their duck?
– A L’range

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