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Cowboy puns in 2025

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.
“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”

Two cowboys have a duel, which one goes to heaven?
– The holier one.

The cowboy took hay to bed to feed his nightmares.

What do you call a rascal cowboy?
– Glen

Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?
– Darn Tutankhamun

What did the cowboy artist like to do?
– Draw his gun

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
– Milkshake!

What does a millennial cowboy say?
– Yeet Haw!

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
– High Moon!

Why do Cowboys write poetry?
– Because theyre inspired by the moos.

What do cowboys use to move from state to state?
– Yee-Hauls

Why’d did the cowboy have a wiener dog?
– Someone told him to get a long little doggie

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