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Cowboy puns in 2025

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
– Someone told him to “get along little doggie”

What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
– This ain’t my first rodeo.

Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!

The cowboy reached for his gun and then drew a blank.

Did you hear about those cowboys who started a choir?
– They weren’t very good at first, but they practised and now they’re an OK Chorale

If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?

What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?
– Spaghetti westerns.

The only thing swift around here
Is my roping.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush

Q: What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?
A: Darn tootin’!

Why did the cowboy start making lassos?
– He got roped into it.

What do you call a happy cowboy?
– A jolly rancher.

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