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Crab puns in 2025

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because they’re shellfish!

How do you know when a crab has had too much fizzy drink?
– It starts to walk in a straight line!

The lobster is one shell of an animal!

A great piece of advice from a hermit crab: “It is okay to come out of your shell and think outside the box.”

Have you any clue about how crabs step around On Land?
– Crabs use the sidewalk.

What does a hermit crab call its home?
– Michelle!

What did the wandering crab say when it finally made its way back to the ocean?
– Long time no sea!

Crabs always add a pinch of salt to their meals!

The doctor suggests the overweight crab to start a low-crab diet to improve his health.

Crabs can never be sober because they never walk straight.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

A gentleman walks into a famous restaurant and asks: “Do you serve crabs here?”

Where is money invested by crabs?
– A sea bank.

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