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Crab puns in 2025

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because they’re shellfish!

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

A gentleman walks into a famous restaurant and asks: “Do you serve crabs here?”

Where is money invested by crabs?
– A sea bank.

It is suggested by the physician to the fat crab to eat low-carb food to improve his fitness.

Why was the crustacean unhappy?
– Because his mum was being really crabby!

I’d give you my best one liners here, but I’m too shellfish!

What is the most favourite fruit of crabs?
– It must be crab apples.

What separates an aged crab and a horny Chinese individual murdered by a bulldozer?
– One is an old crustacean , and another is a vigorous crushed Asian.

What do you call a crab that throws things?
– A lobster!

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

I pulled a muscle today, I stayed clam!

Tinker is quite like the ocean. Sometimes we can catch fish, and sometimes we can catch crabs.

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