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Crab puns in 2025

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because they’re shellfish!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
– A Crab!

Life just seems to be two steps sideways then one step back!

Why does the crab cross the road?
– In fact, it never does that because a crab can only use the sidewalks.

Why do the lobster and crab never share anything with an octopus?
– Because they both are extremely shellfish.

Why was the hermit crab embarrassed?
– Because the sea weed!

What does the crab say when she’s disagreeing with the lobster?
– I don’t quite sea it that way!

Do you hear about the speech of the crab president?
– It is an incredibly crab – tivating speech.

Which chemical element accounts for the large part in the body of crabs?
– Crabon.

Who will send Christmas gifts to minor crabs?
– Santa Claws.

Why do crabs never give to charity?
– Because they’re shellfish!

Fishing for compliments.

Who will bring Christmas presents to young crabs?
– Santa Claws.

A crab didn’t support his companion,-Because he is shellfish.

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