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Crab puns in 2025

Why is the sand so quiet?
– Because the waves keeping going “Ssshhhhhhh!”

If a crab is a worker of a pizza parlor, which station would the crab work?
– The crust station.

A good crab joke is hard to crack!

The crab is telling his jokes, but nobody laughs because these are all crabby jokes.

Why do crabs never give waiters a tip?
– Because they’re shellfish!

Why didn’t the crab and lobster share their food with the octopus?
– Because they are shellfish!

Seek and you shell find!

In each meal, the crab always adds a pinch of salt on its foods.

How do you recognize a drunk crab?
– When a crab starts stepping straight.

Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
– Because it was shellfish!

Why did the crab blush?
– Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

The hermit crab refused to go in its shell because it was claw-strophobic!

What is the most popular name for a female crab?
– Miss-shell!

I informed my father that there is an image of a crab in my new license. And he told me I should have smiled.

Where do crabs and lobsters save all of their money?
– In a sea bank!

How do crabs leave the hospital?
– On crotches!

Crabs are always drunk because they never walk in a straight line

Holy crab! This is the first time I see a crab walking straight.

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