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Crab puns in 2025

I do not know why these crabs become angry quickly and leave the restaurant when I say: “You are just crabs!”

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What is the most famous name for a lady crab?
– Miss-shell.

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What is a crabs favourite fruit?
– Crab apples!

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I shrimply don’t like shellfish!

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The crab and shrimp never leave a tip for the waiter. They are so shellfish!

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Did you know about the psychic solitary crab?
– Makes shell-fulfilling visions.

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What is the best job for a crab?
– A crab driver!

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Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

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I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day, until one day I pulled a mussel!

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What is the easiest seafood that you can cat accidentally?
– Probably crabs!

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What can be the best profession for a crab?
– Probably a crab driver.

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What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?
– A shell-met!

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Just beclaws I love you.

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Do you know how can a crab move around on land?
– It just uses the sidewalk!

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just got my solitary crab for companionship or pleasure at my new home.-He named the crab Michelle.

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What is the simplest seafood that anyone can eat by accident?
– Maybe crabs.

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How do you know when a crab has had too much fizzy drink?
– It starts to walk in a straight line!

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The lobster is one shell of an animal!

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