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Crab puns in 2025

Yesterday I had a battle with a crab.-When I punched the crab he fled, goon.

What do you call a crab in self-isolation?
– A hermit crab!

Why did the crab cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!

A great bit of advice from a hermit crab: “It’s ok to come out of your shell and think outside the box!”

The star sign of my friend is cancer, and yesterday he was diagnosed with crabs.

Whenever a crab or a lobster is ordered by my father at a restaurant, my father tells the cook that the shell wasn’t soft.

How do crabs get around on land?
– They use the sidewalk!

Feel the pinch.

The crab will never share its food with other people because it has been known to be very shellfish.

I do not know why these crabs become angry quickly and leave the restaurant when I say: “You are just crabs!”

What is the most famous name for a lady crab?
– Miss-shell.

What is a crabs favourite fruit?
– Crab apples!

I shrimply don’t like shellfish!

The crab and shrimp never leave a tip for the waiter. They are so shellfish!

Did you know about the psychic solitary crab?
– Makes shell-fulfilling visions.

What is the best job for a crab?
– A crab driver!

Where do crabs sleep?
– In water beds!

I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day, until one day I pulled a mussel!

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