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Crab puns in 2025

A great piece of advice from a hermit crab: “It is okay to come out of your shell and think outside the box.”

Have you any clue about how crabs step around On Land?
– Crabs use the sidewalk.

What does a hermit crab call its home?
– Michelle!

What did the wandering crab say when it finally made its way back to the ocean?
– Long time no sea!

Crabs always add a pinch of salt to their meals!

The doctor suggests the overweight crab to start a low-crab diet to improve his health.

Crabs can never be sober because they never walk straight.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

A gentleman walks into a famous restaurant and asks: “Do you serve crabs here?”

Where is money invested by crabs?
– A sea bank.

It is suggested by the physician to the fat crab to eat low-carb food to improve his fitness.

Why was the crustacean unhappy?
– Because his mum was being really crabby!

I’d give you my best one liners here, but I’m too shellfish!

What is the most favourite fruit of crabs?
– It must be crab apples.

What separates an aged crab and a horny Chinese individual murdered by a bulldozer?
– One is an old crustacean , and another is a vigorous crushed Asian.

What do you call a crab that throws things?
– A lobster!

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

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