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Crab puns in 2025

Which fun activity do crabs dislike the most?
– They hate rock, paper, scissors.

Why didn’t the crab and lobster share their food with the octopus?
– Because they are shellfish!

Seek and you shell find!

In each meal, the crab always adds a pinch of salt on its foods.

How do you recognize a drunk crab?
– When a crab starts stepping straight.

Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
– Because it was shellfish!

Why did the crab blush?
– Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

The hermit crab refused to go in its shell because it was claw-strophobic!

What is the most popular name for a female crab?
– Miss-shell!

I informed my father that there is an image of a crab in my new license. And he told me I should have smiled.

Where do crabs and lobsters save all of their money?
– In a sea bank!

How do crabs leave the hospital?
– On crotches!

Crabs are always drunk because they never walk in a straight line

Holy crab! This is the first time I see a crab walking straight.

What fruit crabs like the most?
– Crab apples.

Why don’t crabs like basketball?
– Because they are afraid of the net!

I’m just crabbing!

How does a crab call his family?
– Use a shell phone.

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