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Crab puns in 2025

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

I pulled a muscle today, I stayed clam!

An interesting fact about crabs: They are vegan and love eating crab-bage.

What would you name a crab that throws things?
– Lobster.

Nobody should make a companion with crabs because every one of them is just crabby.

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

Let’s get cracking!

You should never make a friend with crabs because all of them are just crabby.

An interesting truth about crabs is they don’t eat non-veg and they like to eat crab-bage.

What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
– It-piers we have a problem!

There’s an underwater version of Paw Patrol starring crabs, it’s called Claw Patrol!

When a crab runs out of money, where can it go to borrow some?
– A prawn broker!

Why is money never given by crabs to charity?
– Because crabs are shellfish.

Crabs are not good at comprehending a new language because they never give a damn about the vocrabulary.

What do crabs order when they go to a coffee shop?
– A cup of crab-uccino!

Let’s all clam down shell we?!

Do you know the crab pub in the downtown?
– It only offers one drink in the menu. It is “Claw du Bois.”

How do crabs elude taxes?
– They arrange shell companies.

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