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Crab puns in 2025

The doctor suggests the overweight crab to start a low-crab diet to improve his health.

Crabs can never be sober because they never walk straight.

What party game do crabs like to play?
– Salmon says!

Have a crab-u-lous day!

A gentleman walks into a famous restaurant and asks: “Do you serve crabs here?”

Where is money invested by crabs?
– A sea bank.

It is suggested by the physician to the fat crab to eat low-carb food to improve his fitness.

Why was the crustacean unhappy?
– Because his mum was being really crabby!

I’d give you my best one liners here, but I’m too shellfish!

What is the most favourite fruit of crabs?
– It must be crab apples.

What separates an aged crab and a horny Chinese individual murdered by a bulldozer?
– One is an old crustacean , and another is a vigorous crushed Asian.

What do you call a crab that throws things?
– A lobster!

What lives in the ocean, is grumpy and hates its neighbours?
– A hermit crab!

I pulled a muscle today, I stayed clam!

Tinker is quite like the ocean. Sometimes we can catch fish, and sometimes we can catch crabs.

The crab never shares its meal with anyone because it has been recognized to be extremely shellfish.

What do crabs do on their birthday?
– They shellabrate!

Let’s get cracking!

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