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Crab puns in 2025

I’d give you my best one liners here, but I’m too shellfish!

What is the most favourite fruit of crabs?
– It must be crab apples.

What separates an aged crab and a horny Chinese individual murdered by a bulldozer?
– One is an old crustacean , and another is a vigorous crushed Asian.

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